A tmi since i'm bored

I haven't done one of these in a while. Since I am up late watching shows on my dvr...I thought I would type out something on the blog.

1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
Last night.  I do it nightly so as I am leaving the living room so I won't step on the cat...who is jet black.

2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
Pretty comfy.  Hell...if I can't be comfy, how can I expect someone else to be comfy with it?

3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
I think now is the longest...3 years.  And...with diseases plus the fools I have been meeting, I am glad I am keeping my legs closed.

4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
Yes and sadly...yes since I was a teen.  Oyi vey.

5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
Yesterday.  I had a sinus headache and I need a fix fast.  Nothing like a double espresso

Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited - shoes, singing, life
b) make you squirm - spitting, gym, bikram yoga
c) make you laugh - pontificate, emh (abbreviation for special ed),